She Dyes Her Hair

Sometimes people on the street ask me if my mother is my wife. Why? Because she is beautiful, young, has lovely skin, and has no white hair.

Last year, a person said to me, "Cassio, your mother has no white hair, but you have a lot."

I said, "She has none because she dyes it."

My mother told me, "My son, I don't dye my hair. I touch it up!"